You Can't Make Everybody Happy - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Black Curved distressed white text reads

Curved distressed white text reads "THEY SEE ME" across the top

Homer's hunger strike proved losing baseball hurts worse than losing dignity

Distressed red block text below reads "JAWS" in a bold serif typeface

A detailed black engraving-style illustration of a porcupine with prominent cross-hatched quills faces right

Block text at the bottom reads "BROADWAY AT KETTNER" above "SAN DIEGO

You Can't Make Everybody Happy - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Black Curved distressed white text readsPizza maintains a 100% approval rating across every demographic, tax bracket, and emotional state. Accepting you rank below warm bread and cheese is the first honest thing most people ever do. The Details: Distressed white block text in a weathered screen print style reads "YOU CAN'T MAKE EVERYBODY HAPPY. YOU'RE NOT PIZZA." Visible texture erosion appears throughout the bold, condensed lettering. Fit & Fabric: Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring Spun